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Coachella and Long Distance Relationships
To get you to Coachella. And the worst part about these people is they have these mini portable speakers attached to their bicycles, and they're playing some funky-ass copyright-free music all the way down to the gates, so you can't escape. You can't escape the music.
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I hate when someone asks for an aux cord.
I cross my fingers, please, Uber driver, please tell him you don't have an aux cord. And he goes, of course I have an aux cord. And then he gives them in the fucking aux cord, and then now we're bumping music to Coachella. And this is, remember how I was tell…
Yeah.
To get you to Coachella. And the worst part about these people is they have these mini portable speakers attached to their bicycles, and they're playing some funky-ass copyright-free music all the way down to the gates, so you can't escape. You can't escape the music.
It's music, music, music, music, music, music.
And then last year, this is what happened. It was like 11 o'clock. It was like 11 o'clock. The music was over. Guys, don't get me wrong, I love music, but too much of it, it hurts my head. It was 11 o'clock, music was over. We needed a ride back to get to our…
You can't get out of there. There's— you can't get an Uber if you go to the Uber tent. It's too full. So you have to walk 3 miles out of there to walk far out to find an Uber.