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Coachella and Long Distance Relationships
I cross my fingers, please, Uber driver, please tell him you don't have an aux cord. And he goes, of course I have an aux cord. And then he gives them in the fucking aux cord, and then now we're bumping music to Coachella. And this is, remember how I was telling you how it takes like a mile to get to the Uber drop-off to Coachella? This is the worst part. There's these people that pick you up on bikes, and you can either walk the mile, or these people pick you up and you pay them like $50.
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What was that like?
They have water slides. They have like— yeah, they have like crazy shit like that. Like games you can play. But like Coachella is just— it's just the music. And it's like, it's just— it's so insane because— and the worst part is you get in your Uber, right? Y…
I hate when someone asks for an aux cord.
I cross my fingers, please, Uber driver, please tell him you don't have an aux cord. And he goes, of course I have an aux cord. And then he gives them in the fucking aux cord, and then now we're bumping music to Coachella. And this is, remember how I was telling you how it takes like a mile to get to the Uber drop-off to Coachella? This is the worst part. There's these people that pick you up on…
Yeah.
To get you to Coachella. And the worst part about these people is they have these mini portable speakers attached to their bicycles, and they're playing some funky-ass copyright-free music all the way down to the gates, so you can't escape. You can't escape t…
It's music, music, music, music, music, music.