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The car's a piece of shit. Don't ever brag about your fucking Tesla anymore, because you know what? You fucking can't take it anywhere. Yeah, it doesn't drive.
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Me, Alex— okay, so let me backtrack. Me, Alex, and my sister Natalie, we were going to 20 minutes outside of Vegas, so it's like a 4.5-hour drive to go shoot a quick sketch. And I can't take my Tesla because I have to charge.
Yeah, you brag about that Tesla. Also, I thought about all day how much you fucking brag about that car. Look at my fucking car, Jason, isn't this amazing? Oh, guess what? You can't fucking take it out of state, you dumb fuck, because it doesn't charge.
Okay, so stupid shit.
The car's a piece of shit. Don't ever brag about your fucking Tesla anymore, because you know what? You fucking can't take it anywhere. Yeah, it doesn't drive.
I get it. Yeah, you have shit in your teeth.
I know I do not.
Yeah, right here you have a little black stuff. And on the other side, on the other side, on the other side, jelly.