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Me, Alex— okay, so let me backtrack. Me, Alex, and my sister Natalie, we were going to 20 minutes outside of Vegas, so it's like a 4.5-hour drive to go shoot a quick sketch. And I can't take my Tesla because I have to charge.
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He called me yesterday and he goes, uh, he texts me, he said, hey, can I borrow your car tomorrow? I text back, Yes, for sure. I was like, yeah, Dave needs help.
And I'm like, thanks dude, thank you so much.
Totally into it. Assistant shows up this morning and I said, oh Natalie, there's no gas in the car. So do you want me to get you some gas? I go, where are you going? She goes, Vegas. What made you think that you could take my fucking car to Vegas? Why? Um, an…
Me, Alex— okay, so let me backtrack. Me, Alex, and my sister Natalie, we were going to 20 minutes outside of Vegas, so it's like a 4.5-hour drive to go shoot a quick sketch. And I can't take my Tesla because I have to charge.
Yeah, you brag about that Tesla. Also, I thought about all day how much you fucking brag about that car. Look at my fucking car, Jason, isn't this amazing? Oh, guess what? You can't fucking take it out of state, you dumb fuck, because it doesn't charge.
Okay, so stupid shit.
The car's a piece of shit. Don't ever brag about your fucking Tesla anymore, because you know what? You fucking can't take it anywhere. Yeah, it doesn't drive.