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CHOOSING THE BETTER KISSER!!
It was my pants. And like, I was freaked out by it. Um, mainly because you've sold some of my shit before, which I don't know why she does. She'll like go into my closet and she'll be like, fuck it, I'm running out of things to sell. Let me— you've done that before. And then I get like a tweet the next day and it's like, look at everything David has in his pocket. Doesn't even empty my fucking pockets. It's like my Five Gum, like it's so—
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Um, I was pretty like grossed out, but I was also like, whoa, this is like kind of crazy. Like, I didn't know that was like a real thing people do, you know?
Someone accidentally sold my underwear once. I don't know if it was you or something.
It was It was your pants.
It was my pants. And like, I was freaked out by it. Um, mainly because you've sold some of my shit before, which I don't know why she does. She'll like go into my closet and she'll be like, fuck it, I'm running out of things to sell. Let me— you've done that before. And then I get like a tweet the next day and it's like, look at everything David has in his pocket. Doesn't even empty my fucking po…
it's like parking valet tickets.
Yeah, like it's so fucked up. And this like random person now has it in Louisiana, like going through my pockets. And I'm like, Matt, if you're going to steal my clothing, like, make sure it's fucking empty.
It was one time.