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To clarify, it was me cheating on Liza. Jason's not dating Liza. I said to Jason, Jason, if I'm dating Liza and I cheat on her, I want you to come to me and I want you to say, hey man, that's not right, that's fucked up. I'm gonna give you some time to think about it. You have about 2 weeks to tell her, or I'm gonna go right in there and be Judge Judy my fucking self.
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Whatever. David said to me, if I was cheating on Liza—
No.
—would I expect you to tell her? And I said, no, I would not get involved in that at all.
To clarify, it was me cheating on Liza. Jason's not dating Liza. I said to Jason, Jason, if I'm dating Liza and I cheat on her, I want you to come to me and I want you to say, hey man, that's not right, that's fucked up. I'm gonna give you some time to think about it. You have about 2 weeks to tell her, or I'm gonna go right in there and be Judge Judy my fucking self.
'Cause David thinks he's Tony Soprano. No, I don't think— Who needs to go around and make everything right between everyone.
That's not right at all.
And David, it's David's call and it's David's world.