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You know what I'm not good at? What? When we have a guest. Yeah, you don't give a shit about them? No, that's not true. If I had a guest and you weren't here, it'd be great. But since you're here, if you and the guest have a conversation and I space out of it for 10 seconds, I'm off. Like, I will never come back. What? That's why I love this, is because I'm talking so much, and once I stop talking in even real-life conversations, I can never dig my way back into that. You never shut up. What are you talking about? That's not fucking true.

June 8, 201736:31David
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Jason36:14
But that wasn't the shooting star at all. You just decided that that's how you're gonna make your money. Yeah.
David36:18
I mean, if I wanna make my money in a way like that, I would enjoy it, you know? I don't know if I'd be good at fucking late night. Fucking late night, just having sex with all the hot girls.
Jason36:26
I think you'd be good at it. I don't know. I think that's what this is. I think that's what—
David36:31
You know what I'm not good at? What? When we have a guest. Yeah, you don't give a shit about them? No, that's not true. If I had a guest and you weren't here, it'd be great. But since you're here, if you and the guest have a conversation and I space out of it for 10 seconds, I'm off. Like, I will never come back. What? That's why I love this, is because I'm talking so much, and once I stop talkin…
Jason37:02
When we're all hanging out, you always have stuff to say.
David37:04
We're going to Josh Peck's wedding, right? I want you to watch me, and if I lose my groove in speaking to people, you're gonna watch me be quiet for the rest of the night because that's just how I work. Really? Yeah. If I like, if I zone out for a second, I'm…
Jason37:20
We're sitting with John Stamos.