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Cheating and Relationships

I had a shooting star. There was a night in Ohio when a bunch of shooting stars— yeah, I'm serious. 11 years old. Okay. And it was a bunch of shooting stars were like falling or what, I don't know, it was just shooting stars. Maybe it was a meteor thing, but whatever, you make wishes on anything. And I made a wish and it was to be very wealthy or to be— and then I made another wish to be a professional tennis player. 'cause I was playing tennis at the time. And then I don't know if I had a dream or the next morning I woke up and I'm like, whoa, one of those is gonna come true, but not the other. And then ever since then I've been like, okay, now I know what I wanna do. I wanna do late night because that'll make me money and I'm gonna love it.

June 8, 201735:33David

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Jason35:24

So you really want, you're really gonna hold on to all the things you said? Like, did you wanna be an astronaut too? Never. Fireman?

David35:30

No.

Jason35:31

You always just wanted to be in TV?

David35:33

Jason36:14

But that wasn't the shooting star at all. You just decided that that's how you're gonna make your money. Yeah.

David36:18

I mean, if I wanna make my money in a way like that, I would enjoy it, you know? I don't know if I'd be good at fucking late night. Fucking late night, just having sex with all the hot girls.

Jason36:26

I think you'd be good at it. I don't know. I think that's what this is. I think that's what—

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