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The maid is dead because of how messy the car is. Um, no, but, um, but yeah, no, it's a beautiful car. And the way I, the way I look at that car compared to Lamborghini— some of you guys probably don't even care about this conversation, but a Lamborghini is like this, like, just this— imagine this douchebag in high school that's just a fucking dick, but he's gorgeous. He's just stunning. And then a Tesla is just the guy that's cute and has this incredible charm that you don't know— You're talking about yourself. No, I'm talking about the fucking car. But like, just like the Tesla is just so intelligent compared to like—

June 8, 201733:45David
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Jason33:32
It's the most— anytime David asked me to go somewhere, I can't say no because it's just, it's like going to a hotel. It's so great.
David33:39
I have a maid that just sits in in the back of it. No, you don't.
Jason33:43
Yes, the car is a mess.
David33:45
The maid is dead because of how messy the car is. Um, no, but, um, but yeah, no, it's a beautiful car. And the way I, the way I look at that car compared to Lamborghini— some of you guys probably don't even care about this conversation, but a Lamborghini is like this, like, just this— imagine this douchebag in high school that's just a fucking dick, but he's gorgeous. He's just stunning. And then…
Jason34:21
And he's still funny and he knows how to make 4-minute and 20-second vlogs.
David34:25
And he has brown hair and brown eyes. And a beautiful smile. 20 years old, has a podcast with Jason Nash. Soon is gonna kick him off it. What?
Jason34:34
Any day now. Any day now. Man, who would you replace me with?