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Watching Jason get out of a Lamborghini is like watching me trying to get out of a pool with like baby oil all over the floor and I just keep slipping.

June 8, 201732:13David
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Jason31:46
Yeah, we had one the other day and David got in it and we literally couldn't go down the street.
David31:53
It's, it's, you gotta drive so slow over bumps. It's the, it's the worst thing. It's not a, it's not a reasonable car at all. I mean, it's obviously just meant, you know, for a nice like weekend stroll, but like it's pretty unrealistic to have as like a car.
Jason32:09
Oh, you can't get in and out of it. Like I can, I'm old. I can barely get in and out of it.
David32:13
Watching Jason get out of a Lamborghini is like watching me trying to get out of a pool with like baby oil all over the floor and I just keep slipping.
Jason32:21
With weights on your ankles. With weights on my ankles, yeah. Yeah, it's rough. I'm glad, I'm glad I've— Tasted Lamborghini. Yes, and now I don't even want it.
David32:31
Yeah, I still want it though, just because it's like, it is like that, hey, look at me, I'm a fucking douchebag. And I feel like everybody kind of wants to like live that even for a little bit.
Jason32:41
I think you're gonna be out of that in about 6 months. You think? Because that's not who you are. You're not— that's not who you are as a person at all. I know, but you're much more real and down to earth than that.