Cheating and Relationships

You're fucking yelling at me for telling your girlfriend that you cheated on her, and you're telling on 16-year-olds to their parents for being mean to you? It was more of an experiment. Shut up.

I told my unemployed friend, and he had nothing else to do, and then he called me back like 5 minutes later and like, here, this is her dad. I found her dad. They lived in like, you know, Mendocino.

You're the type of guy to fly down there and deliver a beating. What the fuck was that? No, I'm not. Oh God. That— no, that's—

I don't know what you mean by stamina. How's your sex life?

My sex life? Getting any?

Any other brilliant questions? No, how's your—