Caught Skinny Dipping In Their Pool

Let's roll the intro music. Let's talk about this. This is something we can talk about. It's about Ilia. I have beef with Ilya. Yo, whenever Ilya is around girls, the dude will bend over backwards, do anything they ask. It is insane, Jay. I've never seen anything like it. You know what word I hate? I hate the word simp. I fucking hate it. But I wish there was another word that I can use because that is exactly what Ilya is. It is crazy. This is just one example. The other day We're sitting here. Corinna's bored. She's like, let's rent the car. And Ilya's like, sure. Ilya cashed out $3,500 for a Lamborghini Aventador just so she can drive around in it for the day. $3,500. Another, another, another thing is we're back in my hometown. There's this girl that— there's this girl that he like is talking to, whatever. He likes her. She's like, I love chameleons or whatever. So the next day he's like, let's go to Petco. Let's get something. So he goes and he buys a snake with her. And he like gets like a tank to set it up. And then he— and just now in the mail came like this big fucking cardboard box and I'm like, what's in there? And he's like, oh, I bought a painting from her because she's an artist. Like, the dude does anything. Like, it's crazy. What is with you?