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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom
Thank you. So you have to be like a real dick.
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That's right. It's simple. If you don't love MeUndies, they're free.
See, I never understood this. How many people do you think go back and say things like, "Hey, I didn't love these MeUndies," just to get them for free?
They don't. You'd have to be a real schnorrer to do that. That's a Yiddish term. Good. Yeah.
Thank you. So you have to be like a real dick.
You have to be like, "These gave me a rash." Yeah, like somebody with a lot of time on their hands would have to take them. I agree, I think this is very funny. This is a very funny point that you bring up.
'Cause I would always read the back of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, and it said, "If you don't like this, you'll get your money back." It's like a 67-cent can of soup.
Yeah, who's got 4 hours out of their day to go to the post office, mail the soup back? That's where MeUndies gotcha. But the thing is, why wouldn't you just call and get a free pair? I would.