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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom

Well, you were there 'cause you were hitting on her. I'm kidding, Jason wasn't hitting on her. You said the dumbest thing. What did I say?

August 3, 201740:48David
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Jason39:48
I love how we say it like ghosts exist, go. It was like 25 minutes away.
David39:51
I'm driving, I get stuck in traffic. I call Jason, I'm like, Jason, you want to go the other way so you can get there before me? And Jason's like, sure thing, I'll go. I get there and then Jason gets there like 2 minutes later. And I'm like, Jason, hang aroun…
Jason40:40
I just felt weird, like, I felt like in that instance, like, you came to her rescue, so then why— I felt weird that I was there, that was like sort of your time to shine.
David40:48
Well, you were there 'cause you were hitting on her. I'm kidding, Jason wasn't hitting on her. You said the dumbest thing. What did I say?
Jason40:55
You go— I go— you go, Liza thinks there's someone at her place, that's why I left. I wrote, what? Fuck. Is she okay? You wrote, she's scared. I'm on FaceTime with her now trying to get over there with Hollywood Bowl. I wrote, you want me to go the other way,…
David41:32
She was scared because on the news there was a burglar running around. Around. Sure. And there's a helicopter above our house looking for this burglar.
Jason41:39
Sure. And I've—