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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom

I'm driving, I get stuck in traffic. I call Jason, I'm like, Jason, you want to go the other way so you can get there before me? And Jason's like, sure thing, I'll go. I get there and then Jason gets there like 2 minutes later. And I'm like, Jason, hang around a little bit because you're here, you made the drive, just hang out, the coast is clear, there's no ghost or whatever. And Jason's like, no, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna get out of your hair. I'm gonna get out. And he's like leaving. I'm like, dude, Jason, just stay. Liza's saying, please, Jason, just stay. And like, he just leaves. Like, he just like walks out. And then the next day I'm like, Jason, what happened? He's like, I don't know, man. I just felt so weird there. I just didn't want to be in your fucking business. Jason constantly feels like he's third-wheeling with Liza and it's ruining our relationship. It is the weirdest thing. Whenever, whenever Jason's around me and Liza, he always is like, yeah, I can leave, guys. I can leave, it's no problem. I just don't—

August 3, 201739:51David
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Jason39:42
Ghost or an intruder?
David39:43
It was a ghost. Oh, she's— so she turned out to be a ghost. Yeah, so it was like 25 minutes away.
Jason39:48
I love how we say it like ghosts exist, go. It was like 25 minutes away.
David39:51
I'm driving, I get stuck in traffic. I call Jason, I'm like, Jason, you want to go the other way so you can get there before me? And Jason's like, sure thing, I'll go. I get there and then Jason gets there like 2 minutes later. And I'm like, Jason, hang around a little bit because you're here, you made the drive, just hang out, the coast is clear, there's no ghost or whatever. And Jason's like, n…
Jason40:40
I just felt weird, like, I felt like in that instance, like, you came to her rescue, so then why— I felt weird that I was there, that was like sort of your time to shine.
David40:48
Well, you were there 'cause you were hitting on her. I'm kidding, Jason wasn't hitting on her. You said the dumbest thing. What did I say?
Jason40:55
You go— I go— you go, Liza thinks there's someone at her place, that's why I left. I wrote, what? Fuck. Is she okay? You wrote, she's scared. I'm on FaceTime with her now trying to get over there with Hollywood Bowl. I wrote, you want me to go the other way,…