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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom

My dad's alive too.

August 3, 201737:23Jason
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David37:00
Me? Yeah. What, I'm a piece of shit? I'd call your mom and hit on her too, but they don't have landlines back in heaven. So they can't call.
Jason37:08
Oh, that's great. I'm a piece of shit. You just said my mother's dead, and you consistently say my mother's dead. Okay. And you know my mother's the sweetest fucking woman in the world. She's so much sweeter than yours, you have no idea.
David37:17
Why don't we find out and call your dad who's in hell? What? I don't know.
Jason37:23
My dad's alive too.
David37:24
What? Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. I take all those back.
Jason37:26
Your mom's so sexy.
David37:28
Dude, you have got to stop. It's one thing. What? It's one thing saying it when she's not on the phone, but when you're on the phone with her and you're saying that shit. Goddamn, Jason.