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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom

It was the worst day of my life. I left my sheep farm. Don't say that to my parents. What do you think my parents would say if I said that? Like, they're listening to this right now and I said that was the saddest day of my life.

August 3, 201734:20David
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Jason34:12
I don't think I've been on a plane for 14 hours before.
David34:14
I have not. I've flown over from Slovakia, and I don't know. I don't even know. You were 5 when that happened.
Jason34:18
That was the The saddest day of your life.
David34:20
It was the worst day of my life. I left my sheep farm. Don't say that to my parents. What do you think my parents would say if I said that? Like, they're listening to this right now and I said that was the saddest day of my life.
Jason34:30
Oh no, he's not going to bring this up. Don't roast us, no! Savage! I'm gonna call your mom right now, actually.
David34:36
No, you can't keep calling my parents. I'm gonna tell her. What are you gonna tell her? I'm gonna tell her how you almost lit the fucking house on fire yesterday. No. Our phones are supposed to be on airplane mode. You can't keep calling my parents. Why? Are…
Jason34:51
Are you calling my mom? Thinking about it.