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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom
Dude, I get so, so mad. Liza does this thing that just ticks me off so much. Really? Right before the movie starts, my girlfriend Liza, my girlfriend Liza if you guys don't know, but right before the movie starts, she'll get up and go to the bathroom. Yeah. Like, she'll sit through all the credits, like all the trailers and stuff, and then right as the movie's starting, as the lights like dim down, she'll be like, "I gotta use the bathroom." And dude, I get so aggravated, and I'm just watching the doorway for when she comes back because I'm like, come on, come on. And then she'll miss the first minute of the movie, and it drives me nuts. That's funny. It drives me nuts.
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When that movie window opens— and because Dave is very busy, he's a very busy guy with his vlog, and God bless him, he works hard— but when the movie window opens, that's— that's my David. David's about to fucking pounce because it's the only other thing he d…
It's my move. Watching movies is my— is my favorite hobby. It's the best thing on the planet. Like, you're like— it's the— this— what's so good about it is I can like let go and I know for the next 2 hours I'm gonna be at that movie theater watching the movie…
But you can't look at your phone. Yeah, you can't.
Dude, I get so, so mad. Liza does this thing that just ticks me off so much. Really? Right before the movie starts, my girlfriend Liza, my girlfriend Liza if you guys don't know, but right before the movie starts, she'll get up and go to the bathroom. Yeah. Like, she'll sit through all the credits, like all the trailers and stuff, and then right as the movie's starting, as the lights like dim dow…
My ex-wife used to get mad at me for that.
It's the biggest pet peeve. And then like When we went to go see Dunkirk the other day, and there was like a bunch of— Who did you go to Dunkirk with? Liza. Oh, okay. Did she like it? Yeah, she liked it. There was like a bunch of text that popped up on the sc…
Good for you, good for you that you got a movie thing. You got a little passion for movies, I like that.