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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom

I don't even have friends. I don't even have friends like you.

August 3, 201717:54Jason
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David17:34
I guess I never even thought of that. Yeah, that's pretty scary. So that's the thing, is like, I should be more careful when I bring things over to the house, Jason. I should? Yeah, especially because you're living with roommates. You're the oldest person in…
Jason17:46
I should what? I should— when I bring fireworks over? I don't like fireworks. I've never liked fireworks.
David17:52
When I bring fireworks over, you should be more careful.
Jason17:54
I don't even have friends. I don't even have friends like you.
David17:56
Well, you're gonna lose friends if you're not more careful. Scott really got hurt last night. Oh really? And it was all your fault.
Jason18:01
This is great.
David18:03
I love it. Guys, comment down below whose fault you think it is. What did you say? I said comment down below whose fault you think it is. People tweet at us, "Yeah, you know what, Jason, you were kind of a douche. You shouldn't have swore in front of your kid…