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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom

My ear is good. And then I went over to Charlie and I woke her up and I said, "Good morning." And she opens her eyes and she goes, "Last night was awesome." That's awesome. It was fun. Don't fucking light a firework, please. No more. David, honestly, I just want to live. I just want to live. Don't stump your ass.

August 3, 201716:46Jason
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David16:36
I thought it was the funniest thing.
Jason16:38
It was funny. And then, and then, and then the This morning, we woke up, I checked my ear, and I was like, alright.
David16:45
And the ear was good.
Jason16:46
My ear is good. And then I went over to Charlie and I woke her up and I said, "Good morning." And she opens her eyes and she goes, "Last night was awesome." That's awesome. It was fun. Don't fucking light a firework, please. No more. David, honestly, I just want to live. I just want to live. Don't stump your ass.
David17:08
And I'm hooking it up for you, dude. I got you. You're not— I know, but I could have ended it already. Yeah, but I hold myself back.
Jason17:15
Why do you want to kill me?
David17:17
I don't want to.