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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom
The funniest part was that earlier in the night, David hadn't even come over yet, and Scott and Todd, or Scott and Brandon had been swearing. So I instituted a swear policy where if they swear, Charlie, my daughter, can punch them.
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And I live by the policy, don't ask, don't tell. And you never told me, you never asked how big the firework was, so I didn't bother telling you.
Yeah, but you can't do that.
Okay, from now on I know, from now on I'm gonna know.
The funniest part was that earlier in the night, David hadn't even come over yet, and Scott and Todd, or Scott and Brandon had been swearing. So I instituted a swear policy where if they swear, Charlie, my daughter, can punch them.
She's like, how old is she? She's 8. She's 8 years old, so every time they would swear, she'd go over there and punch them in the arm, like pretty hard, like she wasn't messing around.
Not at all. And so then the whole thing happens, and like the whole firework thing, the whole firework thing happens, and I'm screaming at David. And I'm sorry to tell you this, guys, but I was swearing in front of my kids because I was like, David, you've go…
I thought it was the funniest thing.