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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom

Yeah, but you can't do that.

August 3, 201715:44Jason
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David15:36
You're right.
Jason15:37
It was— okay.
David15:38
And I live by the policy, don't ask, don't tell. And you never told me, you never asked how big the firework was, so I didn't bother telling you.
Jason15:44
Yeah, but you can't do that.
David15:46
Okay, from now on I know, from now on I'm gonna know.
Jason15:47
The funniest part was that earlier in the night, David hadn't even come over yet, and Scott and Todd, or Scott and Brandon had been swearing. So I instituted a swear policy where if they swear, Charlie, my daughter, can punch them.
David16:00
She's like, how old is she? She's 8. She's 8 years old, so every time they would swear, she'd go over there and punch them in the arm, like pretty hard, like she wasn't messing around.