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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom
And I live by the policy, don't ask, don't tell. And you never told me, you never asked how big the firework was, so I didn't bother telling you.
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And then as we're arguing, you're like, you're like, he goes like this. He goes, he goes, let's just both agree that we were both wrong. We both had a misunderstanding. I was like, we're both wrong? You just lit up like the biggest fucking— like, guys, this w…
You're right.
It was— okay.
And I live by the policy, don't ask, don't tell. And you never told me, you never asked how big the firework was, so I didn't bother telling you.
Yeah, but you can't do that.
Okay, from now on I know, from now on I'm gonna know.
The funniest part was that earlier in the night, David hadn't even come over yet, and Scott and Todd, or Scott and Brandon had been swearing. So I instituted a swear policy where if they swear, Charlie, my daughter, can punch them.