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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom

We did it at the house and we did it to Todd, and it came up kind of short because Todd got rid of the tape really quickly. So we came up with an idea at the end to where we can like add a little cool, fun scripted part where I said, guys, I would never put you guys in danger. And outside of the house, a real firework was gonna blow up. And that's a real firework I brought into the house and I lit and everyone was down for it. This is the situation. I had a real firework. It was like 1:00 AM. And I'm like to Jason, Scott, and Todd, I'm like, "Hey, can I light this firework?" Yeah, in the backyard. In the backyard. And they're all like, "Yeah, that's fine." And I was so confused 'cause I'm like, "Okay." At that point I'm like, "They 100% don't know how big this thing is because I don't know why they're okaying this." That's why you should've stopped and explained that to us.

August 3, 201713:34David
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Jason12:46
It's like when you light a firework and fuse. That's a fuse. You're right. I'm sorry. It's not a wick. It's a fuse. And so he did the prank to me. He blindfolded me.
David12:53
It's a fake. Okay, what I did is I blindfolded people and it was a fake fuse connected to a fake firework. It was a real fuse connected to a fake firework. And I would light the fuse and I would tape the firework to people's hands and then I'd take the blindf…
Jason13:09
Right, and so he did it to me and I was petrified. I ran, I shit my pants, I was so scared. I thought that, I thought for sure that it was a firework that was gonna go off in the apartment. And I ran down the hall and felt like I was in a heart attack. And ev…
David13:34
We did it at the house and we did it to Todd, and it came up kind of short because Todd got rid of the tape really quickly. So we came up with an idea at the end to where we can like add a little cool, fun scripted part where I said, guys, I would never put you guys in danger. And outside of the house, a real firework was gonna blow up. And that's a real firework I brought into the house and I li…
Jason14:23
And the other thing is, I thought you were gonna put it like deep in the backyard. You put it 2 feet from the door.
David14:28
But it looks sick. Just admit that and I'll apologize. I mean, I already apologized.
Jason14:32
You already apologized and it took us— we all had to wrestle you down into an apology. You were such a dick last night because— because first of all, you didn't need me in the shot.