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Caught Him Flirting With My Mom

you were filming it. You were egging me on. You're like, yeah, this is funny. True, true. Um, regardless, we're, we're talking about an incident last night Yesterday we were doing this firework bit and I lit a firework right outside the house and apparently none of the, none of the boys knew that it was like a big firework and I lit it and it flew inside the house and it made some of us bleed and it, you know, it took out my left eardrum. Yeah, I took out Jason's left eardrum. He looked like he just came out of like a, like a sex shop in Germany. Like it's the first time he's seen a penis and he was just shocked.

August 3, 201711:47David
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Jason11:22
And meanwhile, you were being a huge dick to Alex. Like, you You were banging on the door for like 3 minutes.
David11:27
I just said— I literally, I was banging on the door and I said it was the FBI. And I think—
Jason11:31
yeah, you don't say that to Alex. And then on your apartment complex, he's— guys, he's in his apartment complex banging on the door going, open up, open up, it's the FBI. There's like people coming out their doors. There are not. No, there wasn't. But still,…
David11:47
you were filming it. You were egging me on. You're like, yeah, this is funny. True, true. Um, regardless, we're, we're talking about an incident last night Yesterday we were doing this firework bit and I lit a firework right outside the house and apparently none of the, none of the boys knew that it was like a big firework and I lit it and it flew inside the house and it made some of us bleed and…
Jason12:23
I felt like I was in a war zone. I thought— I mean, it was like, David, we were blown. I was blown off my feet. I didn't fall, but I was like blown. That's how bad it was. David was doing this prank where he— if you watched his vlog today or yesterday, whatev…
David12:43
It's called a wick. What's like the— what's like that?
Jason12:46
It's like when you light a firework and fuse. That's a fuse. You're right. I'm sorry. It's not a wick. It's a fuse. And so he did the prank to me. He blindfolded me.