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Catfishing My Friend on Facebook

So I'm fucking calling like 3, 4 different credit card companies like, I need a cash advance, I need a cash advance, and no one's giving me $10,000. Everyone's giving me like $8,000 or $5,000 or $4,000. So I'm like, fuck. I'm like, I'm either doing $10,000 or I'm not doing it at all.

March 9, 202027:50Ilya
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David27:45
Because everyone's like—
Ilya27:46
Here's my problem. I didn't have $10,000 in cash with me.
David27:49
Right.
Ilya27:50
So I'm fucking calling like 3, 4 different credit card companies like, I need a cash advance, I need a cash advance, and no one's giving me $10,000. Everyone's giving me like $8,000 or $5,000 or $4,000. So I'm like, fuck. I'm like, I'm either doing $10,000 or I'm not doing it at all.
David28:03
Right, 100%.
Ilya28:05
And so we get there and I'm like, Mike, I think I'm just gonna do one. And Mike's like, bro, I showed up for 10.
David28:12
Hmm, right.