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I would laugh so hard if we got to heaven, you're like, hahaha, you put your nuts on my face, and then they sent you to hell.

March 9, 202021:40Jason
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David21:29
You think heaven has rules?
Jason21:30
I don't think it has rules, but I think it's like you, you like don't, don't want to do anything. Everything's like really nice. You wouldn't do something like that to somebody. Nuts on someone's face? Yeah, definitely not.
David21:38
Well, here's the thing, if I like—
Jason21:40
I would laugh so hard if we got to heaven, you're like, hahaha, you put your nuts on my face, and then they sent you to hell.
David21:45
That's the thing, they're— because here's the thing, heaven is a very confusing place to me because like, let's say If I can't put my nuts on your face, right? Um, like then I don't have free will, which I feel like is very important, especially in a place li…
Jason22:05
Or maybe you'll put your nuts in my face and I'll think it's great and you'll love it. I love it. Yeah. And I'm like, this is the best. You were right, Dave.
David22:11
Or maybe heaven is like, maybe heaven is, is different for everybody. So it's, it's a, it's, it's like a, like it's a reality constructed from what you believe in is like your type of heaven, like the energy you've put out. So like my heaven, all I'm gonna do…