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Catching David in the Act

So he walked in on me jerking off. Oh, and I don't think— I don't think I've ever been walked— I don't think anybody has ever walked in on me jerking off. Jonah claims that he's walked in on me like 3 times, which is like so fucking absurd to lie that it's been 3 times. But, but no, that's, that's not the case. So John walked in on me. What did you see?

July 31, 20250:54David
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John0:40
Like midnight.
David0:41
Noon. Noon midnight. Noon, dark noon. That's how he calls it. Evil noon. Evil noon. Noon sideways, you know?
Jason0:54
Evil noon. Opposite noon.
David0:54
So he walked in on me jerking off. Oh, and I don't think— I don't think I've ever been walked— I don't think anybody has ever walked in on me jerking off. Jonah claims that he's walked in on me like 3 times, which is like so fucking absurd to lie that it's been 3 times. But, but no, that's, that's not the case. So John walked in on me. What did you see?
John1:15
First of all, I mean, it was really dark. The steam shower was on because I was doing my rounds. I usually like when I come home—
David1:22
your rounds.
John1:22
Okay. My rounds is—