Catching David in the Act

I had a bar in my room. It's really gross in my room. I put a sign on my bathroom that says do not enter. For some reason, that's when people enter the most. I don't know how that always happens, but it's the do not enter one is like the most gross one where like, like if anybody wants to puke in one, it's always the do not enter one. No one puked this year, thank God. Bad, but it feels like people go in there because like, oh, finally no one could enter this. Yeah, so it's gonna feel more private.