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Calling My Ex-Wife

Oh, that is scary. Okay, so anyway, listen, ever since I started wearing an eye mask, I— every time I go to bed, I'm like, I really don't remember trying to fall asleep. Like, every time I'll go to bed, I'll be like, how was How did I fall asleep last night, the night before? And I was like, I don't remember having any trouble after I put on the eye mask. And every night I'll think about this and I'll be like, fuck, now that I'm thinking about it, it's going to be hard for me to fall asleep. Yeah. Every night I go through the same thing and every night I am out 3 minutes after I put on my eye mask. It is fucking magical. I don't know what's going on. I've never been able to do anything like this. Well, I used to fall asleep very easily, but like in the last 3, 4 years since I've been doing an eye mask, the last like year, year and a half, It's changed my life. I highly, highly recommend wearing eye masks. I cannot— I don't know.

February 27, 20263:39David
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David3:34
So like, I don't—
Natalie3:35
if my room was that cold, I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning. That's my problem with that.
Jason3:39
Oh, okay.
David3:39
Oh, that is scary. Okay, so anyway, listen, ever since I started wearing an eye mask, I— every time I go to bed, I'm like, I really don't remember trying to fall asleep. Like, every time I'll go to bed, I'll be like, how was How did I fall asleep last night, the night before? And I was like, I don't remember having any trouble after I put on the eye mask. And every night I'll think about this and…
Jason4:26
I wear one.
David4:27
Does anything you say— well, you wear like a whole contraption. You wear like a thong around your mouth or something, right?
Jason4:32
I used to. I've tried everything.