Calling My Ex-Wife

I don't do it cuz I'm horny. You're literally the one that brought up how often I masturbate.

But men— no, I said don't you masturbate frequently? You could just say yes. Like, I don't need to know how many times and where you're doing it.

I'm just going to tell you when I'm doing it. Do it every night and morning. Nice. That's a lot. I do it right before waivers meetings.

I mean, did you do it before this one? Um, uh, are you not finishing? No, no, no, I don't know. High testosterone, which could lead to weight gain.

So high testosterone leads to weight gain?

Could be, yeah. And muscle building. It's either muscle building or weight gain, and I'm not building muscle, so therefore it's weight gain.