Calling My Ex-Wife

Yeah, he said, are you taking testosterone? I said no.

And did you— why? Because your testosterone's so high? Yeah. Oh, okay.

This is interesting, right? Yeah, that's how he responded too. I was like— he goes, it just means you're— you got a lot of energy in you. And I'm like, that's weird, cuz that's not how I feel. I don't know.

I don't do it cuz I'm horny. You're literally the one that brought up how often I masturbate.

But men— no, I said don't you masturbate frequently? You could just say yes. Like, I don't need to know how many times and where you're doing it.

I'm just going to tell you when I'm doing it. Do it every night and morning. Nice. That's a lot. I do it right before waivers meetings.