Calling a Powerball Winner
And like, I looked down and like, I saw the number 3 on the third line. I was like, oh damn, that was one of the numbers. Like, let me, let me just pull up the app and scan it real quick, like, as I'm grabbing a piece of pizza. And then, like, the number popped up, and I read it as a billion first, because I saw 1 comma and then, like, 3 numbers, comma, 3 numbers. And then I saw, like, I thought it was another comma, but it was a period. So I, like, threw my phone on the counter, shit. And I was like, what the fuck? Oh, and I got just, like, started, like, I was like, no, what did I just read? Like, Like, did that say what I think it just said? And I kind of like crept back over to my phone and I was like, oh. And then I was like, wait, hold on, that says a million. I just started running around my house. I was like, oh shit. Oh shit. Like, took my shirt off.