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Calling a Powerball Winner

I was like, shut the fuck up.

September 3, 202541:29David
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Jason39:58
So I've been, I was gone in Scottsdale last weekend, I guess 2 weeks ago now. So my car just was sitting in my apartment car garage, just like unattended. Um, and when I got back on Monday, I noticed my license plate was like a little slanted. Yeah. And I was…
David41:03
Shut the fuck up. Yeah, there are 4 cop cars following you when you're going to the gym.
Jason41:07
Going to the gym. So I pull into the Young L.A. parking lot and they just go, whoop, whoop. And I see people in the gym start to come out because there's 4 cop cars in the parking lot and me. And then I roll down my window. I'm like, they're a problem. They'r…
David41:29
I was like, shut the fuck up.
Jason41:31
Okay, so I dropped the keys. Open the door with your left hand. I'm like, oh my God. I'm like, I'm so in shock. I'm like, what the fuck's going on? Like, what did I do that was so bad? Yeah. So I open the door.
David41:41
I would pee.
Jason41:41
I have my hands like this and I turn and they're like, turn around, like screaming. And I turn back around. But in that moment when I look back, the cops have like 6 rifles on me, guns. And I was like, are you— I was shaking again talking about it. So they're…