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Execute, get in the car. So I get in the car and I'm like freaking out, I'm like shaking, I'm like, what's going on, what's going on? Not saying anything, he's like laughing and giggling, and he like backs up his car and starts racing down the street. And I'm like, I was like, just tell me, please. I'm like, the Virgin Tears gonna start freaking out, just fire me already. And then he goes, he stops the car like this, slams on the brakes. All right, me and Emma are dating. And I was like, what are you talking about? I was like, no, you're not. Like, why, why the fuck would you do this, like, this whole thing if it's just you and Emma dating? And he goes, we're dating. I said, no, you're not. No, you're not. He like keeps driving, he's fucking like dying laughing because I don't believe him.

September 3, 202534:45Jason
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David34:26
He was most scared of telling you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason34:29
Horrified. Yeah, so I like walk, I walk into the house, pitch black downstairs. So I'm like, no one's here. I sit on the couch, he runs downstairs, he goes, come on, just like that, come on. I'm like, okay. So I follow him, I'm like, where are we going? He's…
David34:43
I'm like, what the fuck?
Jason34:45
Execute, get in the car. So I get in the car and I'm like freaking out, I'm like shaking, I'm like, what's going on, what's going on? Not saying anything, he's like laughing and giggling, and he like backs up his car and starts racing down the street. And I'm like, I was like, just tell me, please. I'm like, the Virgin Tears gonna start freaking out, just fire me already. And then he goes, he sto…
David35:26
You thought it was a lot more dramatic.
Jason35:28
Yeah, I was like, no, you're not dating Emma. I was like, Emma Pilmer? He's like, no, Emma Bogan. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I can't believe it because I'm in shock about my friend Emma hiding it from me for months. Yeah, Ilya hid…
Ilya35:55
To talk like that, to be that dramatic, you know, to be—