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Buying The New Tesla Roadster

So the Roadster, when you order it, you like have to pay the full price, which is $250,000, which I paid for like 5, 6 months ago, which is fucking nuts. And when you order it, it's literally you just send them money. You don't even choose the car. You don't choose the color. You don't choose any upgrades on it. Nothing. You just send them the money and they go, okay, we'll let you know when we're going to start making it. And they said it's going to be 2020. But like, Tesla's always a little bit behind, right? So like, now I have no idea when it's coming out, especially with COVID It could come out in literally 3, 4 years, right? So I was like telling Jason, I was like, this car is going to fucking come out. I'm going to lose all my money and there's going to be a car that's going to, you know, pull up to my parents' house because I'm living with them again. And it's going to be this quarter million dollar car just to remind me of how great life used to be. Dave, your roadster's here. Oh, fuck. Just sell it. Just sell it. You know, I auditioned once to be the host of HQ.

July 28, 202018:22David
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Jason18:15
The funniest joke was when You ordered the Roadster and you don't know when it's coming and you might be like broke by the time it gets here.
David18:21
Oh, right.
Jason18:21
Yeah.
David18:22
So the Roadster, when you order it, you like have to pay the full price, which is $250,000, which I paid for like 5, 6 months ago, which is fucking nuts. And when you order it, it's literally you just send them money. You don't even choose the car. You don't choose the color. You don't choose any upgrades on it. Nothing. You just send them the money and they go, okay, we'll let you know when we'r…
Jason19:16
I remember.
David19:16
Yeah, I didn't get it, obviously, but that would be cool. They say— I don't know. I also auditioned to be on Wild 'N Out. That shit was fucked. I've talked about this. That, like, haunts me to this day. Like, I can't believe I did all that in front of a camer…
Jason20:14
MrBeast bought Wyatt and Charlie last week.