Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team

That is funny. It's just to get out of the house. Like, if you have any plan whatsoever to get out of the house is like really interesting. Yeah. Even for me who likes staying in the house, I get excited about like little things. My sister texted me the other day and I— and she goes, what's a good rate if someone wanted to pay to get on my TikTok? She goes, I have 700,000 followers. And she goes, like $50 or something? And I go, $50K, question mark? Like, just to fuck with her. And she goes, no, dumb fuck, $50. And I go, probably like $500 to $1,000 is how much you should be charging. She goes, LMAO, they sent me clothes and want me to show clothes. They asked for a rate. What should I say? She doesn't believe me. She still thinks she should be charging $50. And I go, start at $800. She goes, really? You don't think they're going to be like, what the fuck? Okay, whatever, whatever. If I look dumb, I'm blaming it on you. And then I had to reach out to Natalie because she still didn't believe me. And she goes, they're sending me up to 7 different clothing items. Do I still ask for money? And now he goes, $2,000. And Esther goes, holy shit, just for one post? Is that like normal? And now he goes, clothes don't matter. It's like free for the brand. And then, and then Esther's like, Esther's like, oh my God. Okay, so $2K. I thought $50 was too much. And then Natalie goes, it's crazy because all these kids are like that and these brands get free press. And I texted, I said, and I go, I go to Natalie, I go, we should manage them. I was like, imagine if we manage my sister and we kept $1,900 out of out of the $2,000 that she made and we just paid her $100 and she'd still think like she was getting an amazing deal. We'd make so much money. Um, so yeah, yeah. And then we told her— no, she didn't get it. She's like, they left me on read, which is normal because like I wasn't, you know, I wasn't expecting— like the brand was directly talking to her, so I don't think the brand was expecting her to be like so like knowledgeable about how much she should be getting paid. And a lot of brands don't have that kind of money, but that is That is her actual rate. She should be charging at least $1,000 per post at her following. And it's just really funny. And the other day she asked me— she, uh, she got a deal for a TikTok where, um, it's the amount of— amount of views she gets, um, is how much she gets paid. So she gets over a million views or a million likes or whatever, she gets $7,000. So she asked me to be a part of it. Oh, um, so— and I don't know what to say. Like, I know she's like my family, but I also like—