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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team
And the funniest thing is David, like, he posted a TikTok of the stadium and then the next day he posted a TikTok about a water gun. And the water gun got like 20 more million views.
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Other than like a snow globe or something. Snow globes are sick.
I'm getting a snow globe.
But, but yeah, no, it was really fun and made me look fucking dope as hell. People were like, damn, you can afford a stadium. And I didn't even deny it ever except right here. The comments, I was just liking all of them. I was like, yeah, you're damn right ab…
And the funniest thing is David, like, he posted a TikTok of the stadium and then the next day he posted a TikTok about a water gun. And the water gun got like 20 more million views.
Oh yeah, that was so funny. Like my, my, yeah, my birthday and my birthday TikTok about her was at 4.8 million views and my new water gun I bought was at 17.8 million views. And I was like, fuck, like, I was like, imagine if I actually did buy the fucking sta…
we were talking about your birthday and I was saying, oh, like it was fun, but it's not like normal fun. But it's like you're— what people think is fun for this year, the bar is so low. Like, um, I took Joe and Annalise to go look at Christmas lights, but lik…
And after— that sounds like so much fun.