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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team

I'm getting a snow globe.

December 8, 20209:22Natalie
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David9:13
Because everything else would be, like, predictable. This is, like, the only gift you could possibly get that was, like, cool and different.
Natalie9:18
Yeah, it was really cool.
David9:19
Other than like a snow globe or something. Snow globes are sick.
Natalie9:22
I'm getting a snow globe.
David9:24
But, but yeah, no, it was really fun and made me look fucking dope as hell. People were like, damn, you can afford a stadium. And I didn't even deny it ever except right here. The comments, I was just liking all of them. I was like, yeah, you're damn right ab…
Ilya9:41
And the funniest thing is David, like, he posted a TikTok of the stadium and then the next day he posted a TikTok about a water gun. And the water gun got like 20 more million views.
David9:50
Oh yeah, that was so funny. Like my, my, yeah, my birthday and my birthday TikTok about her was at 4.8 million views and my new water gun I bought was at 17.8 million views. And I was like, fuck, like, I was like, imagine if I actually did buy the fucking sta…