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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team
Literally everybody was like, why are you with Todd? Why are you not with David?
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On the Jumbotron, it was just Natalie's name and it was like, congrats, proud owner Natalie Maradona. And it totally fucking looked like I bought her the stadium. It looked like I bought her the entire thing.. And it was so funny because it went up and like,…
People were so confused.
Everybody was so— everybody's like, you bought her a fucking stadium? Are you fucking kidding me? And all the comments were like, all the comments were like, oh my God, get you a guy like David, I can like buy you a stadium.
Literally everybody was like, why are you with Todd? Why are you not with David?
All the comments were about Todd. And it was really funny because Todd posted like a story or some shit, I think maybe on TikTok where he woke up Natalie with a plate of pasta.
It was our leftover Chinese.
It was leftover Chinese food. And he's like, happy birthday to you. And the top comment was like, wow, you got her fucking Chinese food and David bought her a stadium. It was really funny. But no, I didn't buy her stadium. She's just a part owner. Nowhere nea…