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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team
On the Jumbotron, it was just Natalie's name and it was like, congrats, proud owner Natalie Maradona. And it totally fucking looked like I bought her the stadium. It looked like I bought her the entire thing.. And it was so funny because it went up and like, like I, like mutual friends of ours would text me, like they responded to my story and they're like, shut up, you bought her an entire soccer team.
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Oh, I know.
In a women's soccer team. And like, we— it was our buddy Dan List, like, helped set up everything. And the way— basically there was no one in the stadium. It was just us. And on the big, big fucking— what are they called?
The Jumbotron.
On the Jumbotron, it was just Natalie's name and it was like, congrats, proud owner Natalie Maradona. And it totally fucking looked like I bought her the stadium. It looked like I bought her the entire thing.. And it was so funny because it went up and like, like I, like mutual friends of ours would text me, like they responded to my story and they're like, shut up, you bought her an entire socce…
People were so confused.
Everybody was so— everybody's like, you bought her a fucking stadium? Are you fucking kidding me? And all the comments were like, all the comments were like, oh my God, get you a guy like David, I can like buy you a stadium.
Literally everybody was like, why are you with Todd? Why are you not with David?