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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team

Oh, I know.

December 8, 20205:57Jason
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David5:39
Yeah, you have me, king of masturbating. Okay, sorry, I thought we were going to bring up jerking off, but yeah, no, I'm really excited about it.
Jason5:47
That's great.
David5:48
It was Natalie's birthday this weekend. I got— we— I got her a gift where she's a part owner now in a soccer team.
Jason5:57
Oh, I know.
David5:58
In a women's soccer team. And like, we— it was our buddy Dan List, like, helped set up everything. And the way— basically there was no one in the stadium. It was just us. And on the big, big fucking— what are they called?
Natalie6:11
The Jumbotron.
David6:12
On the Jumbotron, it was just Natalie's name and it was like, congrats, proud owner Natalie Maradona. And it totally fucking looked like I bought her the stadium. It looked like I bought her the entire thing.. And it was so funny because it went up and like,…