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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team
It was Natalie's birthday this weekend. I got— we— I got her a gift where she's a part owner now in a soccer team.
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Then we have you too.
Yeah, you have me, king of masturbating. Okay, sorry, I thought we were going to bring up jerking off, but yeah, no, I'm really excited about it.
That's great.
It was Natalie's birthday this weekend. I got— we— I got her a gift where she's a part owner now in a soccer team.
Oh, I know.
In a women's soccer team. And like, we— it was our buddy Dan List, like, helped set up everything. And the way— basically there was no one in the stadium. It was just us. And on the big, big fucking— what are they called?
The Jumbotron.