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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team
No, no, it does. I told my mom this. I told my mom that I just told her, literally, I just got off the phone with her. She thinks I'm a fucking idiot. But like, she was like, are you kidding me? Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? I mean, she doesn't talk like that. Take that at all, but like, that's the way I took it. But, um, but no, it's just, first of all, I think it's a win-win for everybody. Like, you could sponsor somebody from a different fucking country, they come out here, that's fucking sick. And two, it's just cheaper than what we've already been paying. Um, so yeah, I'm really excited about it. Great.
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No, it's fine.
It's women that want to work. It's not like— it's not like I'm going to pull an old woman off the street and be like, you will work for me now. It's women who are looking for work. And you could sponsor somebody from a different country. And as I was looking…
So hard. Your trip to New York doing Jimmy Fallon must have been stressful.
No, no, it does. I told my mom this. I told my mom that I just told her, literally, I just got off the phone with her. She thinks I'm a fucking idiot. But like, she was like, are you kidding me? Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? I mean, she doesn't talk like that. Take that at all, but like, that's the way I took it. But, um, but no, it's just, first of all, I think it's a win-win for everybo…
Maybe she'll have like a, like, be like a really good cook, like make old school recipes.
Yeah, I was reading one of like, one of the person's like, uh, referral letters, and it was like, our family loved her, and I must mention she loves cooking. She has a crazy obsession with it. She'll— even if you give her a recipe, or if she'll make her own,…
Let's shoot like a nanny off, like a reality show.