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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team
My friend texted me and she was like, why is everyone on TikTok freaking out about this J Alvarez sex tape? And I was like, yeah, sure, it's edited well, whatever. But like, realistically, it's nothing crazy, right? No, pretty normal sex. And like, it's just, you know, he's good looking and she's good looking.
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it just seemed like a movie.
It seemed like a really well-edited nude, you know, sex film.
But did he edit it or— I don't know, probably with him or his friend, right?
My friend texted me and she was like, why is everyone on TikTok freaking out about this J Alvarez sex tape? And I was like, yeah, sure, it's edited well, whatever. But like, realistically, it's nothing crazy, right? No, pretty normal sex. And like, it's just, you know, he's good looking and she's good looking.
And I was talking so fast. Like a big dong. No, you hit a big dick, but there was no like love in it. Like, I know, like, I know that sounds corny. No, no, that's not what I mean. But like, there wasn't any like passion. Like, there was— yeah, there wasn't an…
I think there was. It was just the way it was edited. That's what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm sure like in the moment it felt great. It feels like— I wish I can get the raw footage.