Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team

Oh, I mean, I guess I could. Yeah. Can you do that on podcast? Can you reenact what you said to Wyatt? What's up, Dad? What do you want to talk about today? Are we getting pizza for dinner or chicken? Voice has dropped since then. Oh, it's more like this. Dad…

Because, yeah, I don't make shit up to say stuff like you only get pregnant when you fucking stand on one leg. Well, that's true, though.

That's shitty to do. That's not true. Did your parents sit you down? I feel like, Dave, you know what? I feel like your parents did not sit you down and say, David, this is how we make a baby. No, they did. They did. Really? Well, my dad tried to. I had a Vin…

Did you ask me how many times I've seen the Jay Alvarez sex tape?

What did you say? I'm sorry, how many times have you seen it?

Yeah, there's a, there's a sex tape out with this travel vlogger. Yeah, his name is Jay Alvarez. And yes, I've seen the sex tape. It's like a super hot and steamy sex tape. I, you know, I like it. I have some complaints, but I was around Ellen, Taylor, and I…