Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team

That's shitty to do. That's not true. Did your parents sit you down? I feel like, Dave, you know what? I feel like your parents did not sit you down and say, David, this is how we make a baby. No, they did. They did. Really? Well, my dad tried to. I had a Vine. I talked about this on the podcast. I had a Vine where I went up to like a store clerk and I had a box of condoms in my hand and I was like, do these work on smaller animals? And like, that was the joke is whatever, stupid fucking joke. The worst jokes online. And, and my dad came in my room after I posted that Vine and he goes, you know, those things that they, you know, the things that work on smaller animals, they also work very much on you. And then I go, no, I get it, I get it. And I told him, I was like, okay, this is fucking weird.