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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team
Because, yeah, I don't make shit up to say stuff like you only get pregnant when you fucking stand on one leg. Well, that's true, though.
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Yeah, we talked about it. Oh, I thought you were about to— I thought we were talking about bringing him on the podcast to have it here, and your ex-wife said no. I don't—
I think we were going to talk about something else. Have you had it with Charlie yet? No, I don't talk to her about that yet.
Oh, I mean, I guess I could. Yeah. Can you do that on podcast? Can you reenact what you said to Wyatt? What's up, Dad? What do you want to talk about today? Are we getting pizza for dinner or chicken? Voice has dropped since then. Oh, it's more like this. Dad…
Because, yeah, I don't make shit up to say stuff like you only get pregnant when you fucking stand on one leg. Well, that's true, though.
That's shitty to do. That's not true. Did your parents sit you down? I feel like, Dave, you know what? I feel like your parents did not sit you down and say, David, this is how we make a baby. No, they did. They did. Really? Well, my dad tried to. I had a Vin…
Oh, did you see the Jay Alvarez sex tape?
Did you ask me how many times I've seen the Jay Alvarez sex tape?