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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team

What the fuck? We've been watching too much Pornhub. No, but yes, that was very stressed out. I was like, I don't know if I can get anyone pregnant, right? You know, but it happened.

December 8, 202029:21Jason
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David28:49
Did you ever buy Plan B or No. And then when you guys started at age 32, yeah, did you just get pregnant right away?
Jason28:56
Well, yeah, no, then that's— that was a lot of pressure because I was like, you go in, she was older than me, and the doctor's like, well, let's see if she can conceive. But no one was asking me, like, oh, I didn't know, like, maybe I can't conceive.
David29:09
You guys have to go to the doctor. Well, you go to the doctor, turn on some candles and put the right music on. What do you mean? I mean, whatever, like a threesome with the doctor. Well, let's see if I can warm her up for you.
Jason29:21
What the fuck? We've been watching too much Pornhub. No, but yes, that was very stressed out. I was like, I don't know if I can get anyone pregnant, right? You know, but it happened.
David29:31
Yeah. Yeah, but did it happen immediately or did you have to try?
Jason29:34
Yeah, happened pretty immediately. Really? Yeah, because Marnie is very— or person I was married to was like very meticulous.
David29:39
We've said her name a million times.