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Buying My Assistant A Soccer Team
It really is. It was really funny when people were putting it together, like, um, like people were putting in TikToks and tweets. That's why I knew where you're going with it. They were just like, dude, I think he bought this because fucking Natalie Portman's a big investor. And that was definitely like one of my big selling points. Like when it first came to me, they're like, Natalie Portman's on. I was like, fucking say no more. I don't care what I'm investing in. It could be a soccer team of turtles. Else. Like, I am fucking in if Natalie Portman is doing this. But yeah, no, it's also for Natalie's birthday. Yeah, yeah, of course. But one thing I care about a little bit more than—
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That's why I did it.
Oh, wow. It's brilliant.
Thank you.
It really is. It was really funny when people were putting it together, like, um, like people were putting in TikToks and tweets. That's why I knew where you're going with it. They were just like, dude, I think he bought this because fucking Natalie Portman's a big investor. And that was definitely like one of my big selling points. Like when it first came to me, they're like, Natalie Portman's o…
have you ever gotten anyone pregnant? No. I haven't either.
And of course you have 2 kids.
What I meant to say was I haven't either up until that moment. Right. I'm like 32 years old at this point. Point, and game on.